TOP 10 EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK

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KRT US NEWS STORY SLUGGED:CPT-DOTCOMBUBBLE KRT PHOTOGRAPH BY MERI SIMON/SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS (April 5) It's 7:20 am and David Filo, co-founder of Yahoo!, has just gone to sleep under his desk after working all night. Filo, who's worth millions of dollars, keeps a pillow and blanket under his desk for times like this, which happen regularly. (cdm) 2005

 

1. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
2. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
3. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
4. “Amen”
5. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
6. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
7. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
8. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
9. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
10. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

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