NOTE : THIS IS SATIRE !! DON’T ATTEMPT ANY OF THESE ON YOUR BOSS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE FIRED OR END UP IN JAIL!!! THIS IS ALSO A GAME REVIEW
Whack Your Boss actually allows you to get rid of your boss in twenty gory and bloody ways. Some of these you may have envisioned while others you may not have even considered, but once you start playing the game and whacking your boss, you will definitely stay until you have explored all twenty ways.
The next time you are sitting in your corner of the office, in your cubicle, or wherever your hard working days are spent and the boss has done the dirty deed again, making you redo work, told you that overtime is mandatory, or that you have to work over the weekend, just start whacking your boss by playing this game.
As the game begins, you are working diligently on your computer, when the “boss” walks into your cubicle and begins putting you down and telling you all kinds of bad news. Now, you can control the employee in the cubicle. Look around the office and find items to use to whack the boss. You will be amazed at the various things around the office that can be used and the end result of the smallest item.
As you listen to the boss babble and move your cursor around the black and white office, certain objects will light up. These are the items you can use to whack the boss. When you click on the item, the employee will grab that object and whack the boss. Each object is of course the way to end a boss and employee relationship fast, but you can only do these in your mind or you will find yourself in a mental hospital or behind bars.
Let’s explore a couple of the 20 ways you can whack your boss. The trash can looks like a nice one. You grab it and hit the boss up side the head, he yells, “You’re fired”. You hit him again repeatedly and he states, “I am going to have you arrested.” You keep hitting until your cubicle is full of his blood and he is lying on the floor.
- Use his own pencil to stab him in the back of the neck.
- Slam the file cabinet drawer shut on his head.
- Punch him in the face with your bare hands using the pace and power of Mike Tyson!
- Whack your boss by tying him up in your chair with your belt and pushing him and the chair out of the high-rise window.
- Your coffee cup is empty, you can either go grab another cup of coffee or repaint it by beating your boss around over his head.
- Slice his throat with the pair of scissors with the precision of a heart surgeon.
- The computer monitor doesn’t belong on the desk; its rightful home is your boss’s head!
- Smash your boss’s head into the cabinet above your computer.
- Use your keyboard to beat your boss around the head.
- Stab him in the heart with an umbrella.
- Beat your boss on the side of his head with the trash can.
- Whack your boss by hitting him with the stapler and then stapling his head.
- Whack your boss with a cool throw of the ruler to the forehead like a ninja.
- Your briefcase makes the perfect weapon to kill your boss, its heavy, it’s not easy to miss with and its got an awesome grip for the extra power you need!
- Whack your boss by taking him on the other side of the wall and beating him to a bloody pulp.
- Beat your boss 20 ways by drowning him with the water cooler.
- Slam him into the coat peg.
- Wrap the golf club around your boss’s face.
- Use the wall clock to kill your boss.
- Slice his stomach open with the letter opener.