The daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her out:
“Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn’t you write to us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn’t you call? You little tramp! Don’t you know what you put your Mom through??!!”
The girl, crying: “Sniff, sniff… Dad… I became a prostitute…”
“WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you’re a disgrace to this family – I don’t ever want to see you again!”
“OK, Dad – as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex and… a lifetime membership to The Country Club… an invitation for you all to spend New Years’ Eve on-board my new yacht in the Riviera , and …
“Now what was it you said you had become?”
Girl, “A prostitute Dad!”
“Oh! Gee – you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said “a Protestant “. Come here and give your dad a hug!” I had really missed you! Thanks to see you back alive!