If you’re Kla’arian these are things to note when in a village;
When getting a hair cut, make sure its a shave (shaolin) and desist from references to skin or else you’re bound to see bone.
When you ask “how far” and your told its close, you’d best get your walking shoes already coz your probably going from Wandegeya to Ntinda.
The term “boda” means bike…but the bicycle kind and the rider is most likely female (don’t think about short changing her else your in for a wrestling match)
If you order for “meere”, best order for a drink coz you get just that…”MEERE” with greens and those bitter things (forget gravy mbu supu and what not).
When partying there’s no need for a a budget, beers are at 1800 UGX (carry your mug though), Muwuluzi has the only disco in town (and that’s a battery powered sound solo).
When having a wash play pretend and image the waters colourless NOT opaque. (If your chocolate brown turning pale and scaley is a MUST even with jelly…only way u know your gifted by nature).
WARNING: Dont drink the water NO MATTER WHAT!!
With that I wrap up my list of tips for when in a village. Feel free to add your own insights and do Kla’arians a good service.